13-Year-Old Robs Bank For Vision Pro is a video uploaded by Dhar Mann and the first episode of Mischief Mikey. It aired on September 7, 2023.
Synopsis[]
Plot[]
Chapter 1: The Vault[]
The video starts as Michael “Mikey” Miller tells his mom Kathy that he wants an Apple Vision Pro but Kathy tells her son to give it a rest then the bank teller Mr. Grady leaves the room to give her a moment as Kathy open the the vault door and grabs a box revealing at least $3500 in there, which Mikey was surprised about and says to his mom, “Mom, you've been holding out on us! There's like a zillion dollars in there!” then Jayden, Mikey’s little brother asks how he knows that since his brother never seen a zillion dollars before, but Mikey tells his brother “no one asked you Jayden” and then Mikey asks his mom to explain and tells her that it looks she can easily afford his Vision Pro.
Kathy tells Mikey that his grandma gave us the money for his and Jayden’s college fund and tells Mikey that he’ll not see a penny of this till he graduates then Mikey tells his mom “that will not be for 500 years from now” and tells her that he is from Generation Alpha and he gets rich off TikTok. Kathy then leaves the room cause she’s missing one of the envelopes then Mikey looks at the box, which excited him and shows it to Jayden that’s it’s at least $3,500 right here however Kathy came back and grabs the money from Mikey before he could to do anything wrong and tells Mikey the only people authorized to go in the box are her and their father Sam. As Kathy left Mikey then thinks about a plan Jayden tells Mikey about what’s he thinking but probably should stop thinking about it but Mikey reminds him about what Kathy said and said “it’s technically not wrong it’s not wrong to take back what’s mine” as they both left the room.
Chapter 2: The Plan[]
Back at the Millers house as Mikey is dressed with his father’s trench coat and some crutches, Jayden tells Mikey this isn’t going to work since only Kathy and Sam have access to the vault but Mikey said it’s a good thing that people said all the time that he look like his father but Jayden replied “expect the fact that he’s six feet tall and you aren’t” then Mikey tells him that he’s acting like he's talking to an amateur. Then Mikey stands on the crutches to test the height but falls to couch failing too stand on it as Mikey thinks about what else can make him then Mikey faces Jayden as his brother tells him that he’s not being a part of it but Mikey tells him to sit on the couch telling him that he's “not going to ask him to do anything else” then Mikey goes to the couch and hops on Jayden’s shoulders telling him to stand up testing him to see the height telling himself it's perfect saying to Jayden he does need him after all but Jayden refuses just then Mikey falls on the floor accidentally moving the table as Kathy’s favorite vase falls on the floor breaking it as Mikey and Jayden stare in shock as Jayden says that his mom is going to kill him.
Mikey tells him unless he’ll have some money to buy her a new one to not let her know or he’ll just snitch on Jayden as Mikey tells him “your choice” as Mikey blackmails him, leading no choice as Jayden agrees.
Chapter 3: The Robbery[]
We see Mikey tell Mr. Grady that he's Sam Miller and that he needs to take out some money from his safety deposit. Mr. Grady then asks what his birthday is and Mikey says his birthday is August 12th, 1921. Mr. Grady says that he looks very old to be someone that's 102 years old. Mikey chuckles and says he meant to say 1971. Mr. Grady says he has to make an authorization call and that he'll be right back.
When he goes, Jayden says to Mikey, "1921, Mikey? Come on, Mikey." Mikey then tells Jayden this is it and that he's going to jail, but Jayden says, "No, we're going to jail! I told you this was a bad idea!". Mikey says Mr. Grady's coming now and that if the police say anything, Jayden has to say lawyer. Jayden asks why and Mikey says he heard them say that once on SVU. Mr. Grady then takes Mikey to the vaults and says his is 097. After Mr Grady leaves, Mikey lets Jayden out. Jayden then says, "Oh God. Finally! I almost didn't make it in there." Mikey then says that he almost got them caught. Then an old lady sees them and asks them where their parents are. Mikey says they don't need chaperones and that they're older than they look and that Benjamin Button is basically them. The old lady then laughs and then goes to the restroom. Mikey then takes the $3500 from his parents' vault and then goes to get the Apple Vision Pro. Jayden then tells Mikey that he doesn't have a good feeling about this and this too - "You know what Mom says, "Bad choices always come with worse consequences." Mikey says there won't be any because they won't get caught.
Their mom then comes to Mikey's room and asks why his door is locked. Mikey then hides his Apple Vision Pro in his closet and then opens his bedroom door. However, Mikey then unlocks the door and then pretends to fight with Jayden. Mikey's mom then asks why his bedroom door was locked and asks him if he was hiding anything and Mikey says no. Mikey's mom then sees her vase and says, "Well, there's my vase. I've been looking all over for that. Mikey then points to Jayden, who then points to him. Their mom then says she's gonna put Mikey's laundry away. Mikey says he'll do that himself, but their mom says no. Mr. Grady then calls and tells her that her safety deposit was broken into. She asks who did it and Mr. Grady says they don't know yet, but will find out soon. Their mom then tells Mr. Grady thanks for letting her know and to keep her posted and Mr. Grady says he will. Their mom then says, "What is this world coming to? Who would do such a thing?". Mikey says he doesn't know and that he didn't do it. Their mom then says that she has to call their father now and then tells Mikey to put his clothes away. Mikey then closes his bedroom door and Jayden then tells him that he told him that this was a bad idea. Mikey says that he doesn't want to hear that now and that they'll be fine.
Chapter 4: Mikey Gets Caught[]
The next day, Mikey and Jayden's mom asks Mikey if he's sure he doesn't want to come with them to the bank and Mikey says he's sure. After they go, Mikey gets scared when he sees himself on the news in his disguise. Then, he hears a knock on his house's door and it's the police, who ask him where he was during the robbery. Mikey tries to deny everything, but the police see his disguise on one of his couches and take him to prison.
Suddenly, a scary criminal appears as Mike is in his jail cell tries to threaten him to tell him what he's in for. Mikey first lies and then Mike threatens him again and says, "Do you know what we do to people who lie?" and Mikey then tells him everything. Mikey's mom then shows up with Jayden and asks his mom to let him out and that he doesn't want to be with Mike. Kathy says that's actually one of her work friends, Mike. Mikey says he doesn't understand. Kathy says to let her explain, and she says that this morning, she got a call from the bank about what Mikey was doing there and she was about to say no, but then she wanted to see how far he goes, so she staged everything (got one of her work friends to pretend to be a news reporter and got asked two of Sam's police friends to show up at her house) and that she gave him so many chances to tell her the truth because then she wouldn't have given him a bad punishment, but he kept on lying.
Mikey then says Jayden should be in jail too because he helped him. Kathy says Jayden came clean about everything and that's why he won't be going to jail. As a result, Kathy then says the funny thing is that she already ordered the Apple Vision Pro for Mikey and that if he had been patient, he would've gotten it, but now, she will get it for Jayden. Mikey tries to say sorry, but Kathy does not accept his apology and explains that so many people's time was wasted for her to pull this stunt off. She then says she doesn't actually know Mike and tells him that she lied, just like he did. The episode then ends with Mike threatening Mikey again.
Morals[]
- Bad choices always have worse consequences.
Cast[]
Main Characters[]
Supporting/Minor Characters[]
- News Reporter - Candi Marie
- Police Officer 1 - Ricardo Herranz
- Teller - Andrew Dippe
- Customer - Angela Su
- Old Lady - Becky Brown
- Scary Criminal (Mike) - Keith Biondi
Trivia[]
- This reveals that Mr. Miller's first name is "Sam". Yet, Kathy is remarried to another man.
- Mikey didn’t actually rob the bank, he just impersonated his dad so he could get in.
- This was the first time that Keith Biondi played a jail character instead of being a homeless man, it's also the second time he plays a different character. The first time was EVIL KAREN Calls Cops on BIKERS, She Lives to Regret It where he plays one of the bikers.
- This is the second time Mikey gets arrested, after KID PULLS Fire Alarm To SKIP TEST, He Lives To Regret It.
- This marks the return of Jayden Miller who was formerly last seen in Big Bro Has To Say YES FOR 48 HOURS, What Happens Is Shocking.
Allusions[]
Errors[]
- The real Apple Vision Pro will not be released until 2024.
- The real Apple Vision Pro box is not black.
- Kathy should not have let Mikey & Jayden into the safety deposit box.
- Mikey should've been sent to a juvenile prison instead of an actual one.
- Mikey certainly would've been traumatized by the staged bank robbery.
- Also, the ending implies that the scary criminal either abused or even raped Mikey in his cell. This is inappropriate for children, the intended audience.